Hot Jell-O Drink: Classic Backpacking Recipe or Boiled Nightmare?

Sure, you’ve eaten Jell-O with a spoon, the way the universe and Kraft intended. But have you ever drank it from a mug?

In our fall 1974 issue of Backpacker, a reader named George Williams from Keokuk, Iowa, submitted a classic mountaineering recipe that he called an “instant hit.” Our staff passed it around with fascination. Could this sugary, hacked-together recipe possibly be good?

Old-fashioned cooking? You mean Hot Jello Drink?

“Enjoy” this “classic” “recipe” from our Fall 1974 issue. pic.twitter.com/OYSqlzaSWU

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For a few months, we filed it away and mostly forgot about it. Then, our Pacific Crest Trail correspondent Patricia “Blackpacker” Cameron took the initiative to try it for herself. To our surprise, she agreed with recipe-submitter George: It was a hit.

My fellow Backpacker editors and I were shocked. By the sound of it, hot Jell-O drink doesn’t necessarily get me salivating. I assumed it would taste like boiled gatorade and then somehow solidify in your stomach. But another part of me was curious to see if this underdog recipe might actually have something to it, like cheesy s’mores. I bought a few different flavors and got to work in the kitchen.

Surprisingly, it’s actually pretty good, assuming you get the flavors right. My favorites were berry blue, strawberry, and raspberry. They brought me back to my childhood, when Jell-O was a summer staple. This is all assuming you like sugar, of course: Although the flavors were enticing and nostalgic, the drink is so syrupy and sugary that I felt like I needed to write an apology letter to my dentist after a couple sips. The berry blue flavor was a couple degrees below cloying, but that strawberry and raspberry weren’t so bad. George’s recipe doesn’t indicate a serving number, but three cups is an absurd amount for one or two people. It was so sweet that I wouldn’t want more than one mugful.

This isn’t a dealbreaker, though; you could adjust the ratio of Jell-O mix to water and find a solution for your palate. After a couple rounds of too-sweet flavors leaving my cheeks sore, I found that you could nix a quarter or a half of the Jell-O powder and still have a tasty drink.

If alcohol is your thing, the berry blue and strawberry flavors were tasty with a nip of Fireball added in. Patricia also recommended the berry blue flavor with apple whiskey (get the recipe below). If you have a dehydrator, I’d recommend adding dehydrated berries to make a fruity Jell-O sangria.

There are some caveats. Never, for the love of all things gelatin, use Jell-O’s vanilla pudding mix instead of its fruity mix. Just because it’s the same brand doesn’t mean you’ll get the same result. For some reason, I thought it was going to be like a creamy backcountry milkshake or eggnog. Instead, I found myself choking down one of the grossest things I’ve ever eaten. It didn’t blend well, and the vanilla was so diluted that it was less like pudding and more like slugging wallpaper paste while sniffing an air freshener. There’s no redeeming it.

Overall, this is something I’d be happy to try again. When I’m backpacking, I usually slurp on some miso soup, hot chocolate, or hot Nuun tea as a non-alcoholic aperitif before dinner. I thought my arsenal was pretty stacked, but turns out there’s always room for a little Jell-O. Just not vanilla pudding. Never that.

Recipe: Patricia’s PCT Punch

Backpacker’s Pacific Crest Trail correspondent, Patricia “Blackpacker” Cameron recommends this sweet sipper for cold nights. Makes 3 servings

Ingredients:

• 1 box blue raspberry Jello mix
• 3 oz. Jack Daniels Tennessee Apple whiskey

Directions:

1. Bring 3 cups of water to a boil. Add Jello mix and stir until combined
2. Divide Jello mixture into three cups, add 1 oz whiskey to each, and enjoy.